your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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