North Korea, Best Korea!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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