I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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