Grow some girl-balls and come out already
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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