I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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