Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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