if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I love having hate sex.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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