no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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