i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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