Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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