i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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