this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The air was thick with penises
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
