I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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