But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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