I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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