if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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