she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
im on a boat
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