just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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