I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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