It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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