I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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