You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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