lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You need a sexual gate keeper
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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