I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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