This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think people are normalizing furries
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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