I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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