i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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