thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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