try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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