you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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