I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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