I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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