butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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