Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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