I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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