No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm really busy with my period
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