He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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