If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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