mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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