So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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