So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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