Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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