No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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