you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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