Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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