It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
All I want is dick and wine.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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