Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
