After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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