Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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