are you still at the devil's house?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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