never play flip cup with pint glasses
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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