so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
